Welcome to Just Roll With It!
It's about to be sick.
Yeah!
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
Woo!
When you hear that sound,
you guys get to vote on what happens to us in the scenes.
No spoilers, please. We like surprises.
I don't like surprises.
Well, then, you're on the wrong show.
Well, no matter what happens, we'll have to:
Just Roll With It!
Woo! Let's go! Let's do this!
Kids, before I forget,
you guys will be on your own this afternoon
while Dad and I are downtown
doing a remote broadcast at the car dealership.
You can find us right next to my pal,
inflatable tube man!
- - Honey, you gotta throw more hip into it.
- Really work that tube. - Work it! -
Okay, well, we don't want you guys to be late,
so why don't you work those tubes in the car.
Wait, you see what I'm doing?
Yeah, my hips don't move like your hips, though.
You're barely trying.
Whoa. That was a big sigh.
Feels like you got a lot on your mind.
Well, see ya.
Wait. You know how I'm the youngest guy
on the varsity basketball team?
Well, everyone on the team is wearing these new sneakers
by that rapper, Lil Pouty.
Ooh! I love Lil Pouty.
Nobody tells him what to do.
Not the point. I'm the only player
who doesn't have a pair of Lil Poutz.
And they're sold out everywhere.
I'm never gonna fit in with the team
if I don't have those shoes.
Well, you're lucky your sister's a natural-born schemer.
The "Scheme Queen," if you will.
- And I'll willing to take you under my wing. - What?
Shh! I'm scheming up a scheme right now.
Doesn't your dad have a signed pair of original Lil Poutz?
You should wear those to school.
They're way cooler.
Not a chance. They're, like, his prized possessions.
I think he spent my college fund on them.
That's where the scheme comes in.
We sneak into Byron's closet, take the shoes,
you rock 'em at school, your teammates are all,
"Dang! Are those original Poutz?"
Then, back in the closet they go.
Bing, bang, boom. And... scheme.
That's stealing.
I like to think of it as extreme borrowing.
Okay, but no.
I live my life by one rule:
follow every rule.
Owen, let me tell you the story of a guy
who played by the rules his whole life and always did the right thing.
Do you know what this man's name was?
No.
Nobody does!
Do you know why? Because he doesn't matter.
He never did anything interesting.
But you know who did? A young man named Genghis Khan.
This guy broke so many rules that he took over the world,
and they're still naming restaurants after him.
Owen, I promise,
if you take those sneakers from Byron, you won't just fit in.
You'll stand out.
Let's get those Lil Poutz.
Okay, the bell should be ringing any second now.
Then the guys from my team are gonna come around that corner,
and see my fresh kicks.
They're a little bigger than I thought,
but I think we can make it work.
Show me a few poses.
How's this?
Or this?
Ooh, I like this one.
I can't wait. When the team sees my shoes,
they'll be so impressed, they'll beg me to be captain.
After that, it's a hop, skip, and a jump to becoming an All-American.
Going pro, cycling through a series of bad relationships,
retiring at a young age, and doing commercials for adult diapers!
Here comes the team.
I know this is going to be the hardest thing you've ever had to do,
but try to look cool.
Right.
Time for you to vote.
Who should we bring into the scene?
This is how it starts, guys. This is how the madness starts.
We're gonna start with the line where you say, "Here comes the team."
After the stunt is over,
continue the scene with, "The shoes. My dad's precious shoes."
Votes are in. Now, back to the scene.
Rolling.
Action!
Here comes the team.
I know this is going to be the hardest thing you've ever had to do,
but try to look cool?
Right. Genghis Khan.
Genghis Khan.
Students, run for the hills!
The Lunch Lady has gone crazy!
Hey! You're the kid who always asks for seconds!
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Well, you know what? What you did yesterday was even worse.
Tell everybody what you did!
So... well, I...
I- I suggested... I-I suggested...
maybe the food shouldn't taste like feet?
You insulted my food.
Why is the pan so dirty?
Well, that's how I cook.
I cook with dirt, all right?
And since you like seconds so much,
- here you go! - My...
There you go. All of that.
It's...
- Delicious! - Wow! There's the secret-ness.
Well, at least you don't have to eat it.
The name chili is surprisingly misleading.
It's actually really hot.
- Well, at least my Lil Poutz are still food-free.
Guess what? They look hungry, too.
- Are you hungry, shoes? - No, no, no.
No!
- There you go! - No.
- No, no, no, no, no! - Not the Poutz!
Not the Poutz! Not the Poutz!
Those are special. What are you doing? - They're so hungry.
- Eat up, shoes! All of... - Not the Poutz!
Here you go. There you go. All done.
Well, I guess you can't have chili without toppings.
And from now on, keep the Lunch Lady's name
out of your mouths, you little brats!
The shoes.
My dad's precious shoes.
They're ruined.
I can't believe I ruined my dad's shoes.
What am I gonna do?
I'm not gonna lie. You goosed up.
You goosed up good.
Man. When my dad gets home, he's gonna be so mad.
And Rachel. Poor sweet, naive Rachel!
She was expecting a responsible stepson.
Not some renegade, bad boy, Genghis Kahn Jr.
I can see the disappointment on their faces now.
I've always been the fun parent.
The trusting parent.
The understanding parent.
And this.
This is the thanks I get.
I spent your college fund on these!
How could you?
I was expecting a responsible stepson.
Not some renegade, bad boy, Genghis Kahn Jr.!
Because you borrowed my signed Lil Poutz and ruined them,
I have no choice but to turn to the...
punishment scroll!
What punishment is in store for Owen?
Vote for your favorite.
Punishment scroll, baby. Bring it on.
He just said he thinks it's gonna happen to us.
He's getting the punishment!
The votes are tallied. Let's go back to the scene.
Action!
Owen Bellamy-Blatt,
I hereby sentence you
to work at the kissing booth down at the old farm!
What kind of farm has a kissing booth?
Let's bring in your first companion.
I always dreamed this would be Owen's first kiss.
I believe it's a French bulldog,
so maybe it'll be a French kiss.
Pucker up, sweetheart.
I believe this is a baby pig.
- Okay. - Come here. That's right.
The pig is dancing.
I think I heard a fart.
- It's... some of the hair came off, on my tongue. -
Is it weird that I'm worried that the animals
will think I'm a bad kisser?
Time for our next animal.
And you're gonna love this one.
- It's a rat! Ooh! - Aah.
C- c-can I just blow it a kiss?
No. This is your punishment.
This is a messed-up farm, man.
This is... yeah.
There we go. Yes. Good angle.
Aah! Aah!
Yes.
That was easy.
Now let's see you kiss this next animal...
blindfolded.
No, no! No! No!
Yes.
- Yes. - Aah!
No! No! No!
This can't be good. This can't be good.
I'm going to guide your hand
so you can feel what it is first, okay?
Okay. Is it gonna bite me?
- It will not bite you. - Okay.
Here we... I hope.
What is that?
What is it? What do you think it is?
A goblin!
One more time. It won't hurt you.
Aah! An eagle?
- I don't know what it is. - Don't show it fear,
and don't move. Pucker up...
Whoa-kay... Hold on...
Okay. Hold on. Okay.
My gosh.
Don't move. Don't move.
It's on my head! It's on my head!
Owen!
No! No!
No!
Owen, snap out of it.
Sorry. I was having one of my day nightmares.
I think I know what I need to do.
Tell Dad and Rachel the truth and beg for forgiveness.
I like that plan. But I have another one.
We lie to them!
- What? - Lil Pouty is in town for that concert tonight.
While Byron and Mom are out, we get him to come by the radio station,
for an interview.
Then, he signs another pair of Lil Poutz,
we replace the ones you ruined,
and Byron will never know the difference.
Bing, bang, boom. And scheme.
Blair, not another scheme.
Schemes are what got us into this mess.
And schemes are what are gonna get us out.
When one scheme doesn't work, you don't cut and run.
You double down.
You lean into the scheme.
Well, what we supposed to do? Just send him a message and hope he responds?
Great idea! There's some scheme in you yet!
Please. That'll never work.
He's a huge star with over 28 million followers.
He's not reading every piece of fan mail that comes in.
- - He wrote back! He said he'll do it!
That was surprisingly easy.
And he's heading to the station right now. Move! Move!
Lil Pouty should have been here by now.
Relax. We've still got an hour till Mom and Byron get back.
- Woo-woo! - It's Lil Pouty!
Lil Pouty! You made it!
Welcome to Beatz 101.
Feelin' blessed to be here on this fine day.
And might I say, you are the smallest woman I've ever seen.
I'm a kid.
No doubt. No doubt.
These are my boys, Rabbit and Dante.
They're here to make sure no negativity
enters the Pout Zone.
You better keep it positive,
lil micro-woman.
I always do. And thanks for agreeing to do this, Lil Pouty.
When I asked my manager if I should come, he said, "No!"
So I came right over.
Nobody tells Lil Pouty "no." Tell 'em, Dante.
Nobody tells Lil Pouty "no."
Nobody tells me "no," either.
Except my parents, my teachers, the police...
But I'm working on it.
That's what's up. The only person I listen to
is my invisible friend Cyrus.
Ain't that right, Cyrus?
So, time to start the pre-interview.
I hear you travel with a bag full of sneakers.
Is that true? And, if so,
would you happen to have some original Poutz,
in size 12, preferably signed?
All those words were boring. Let's have fun!
Fun is what got us banned from the state of Indiana!
But we still go.
Ooh! You know what would be fun?
If we all got tattoos.
I don't think it's legal for kids to get tattoos.
It's not. I've checked.
I don't like laws. They're always telling me what do to.
Hey, Mr. Nice Guy. Get in here. And bring your needle.
Woo-woo!
Mr. Nice Guy doesn't look nice at all!
I'm thinking a nice tribal design on her cheek,
and a Lil Pouty portrait on his back.
You know? Just like you gave my mom?
You up first, little man.
You want to put a needle
on this baby body?
You want those shoes, right? Mens' size 12?
Well...
Owen, you're not really considering doing this, are you?
We need those shoes. And it's like you said,
we've gotta lean into the scheme.
You are not getting a tattoo.
That's for later, when you wanna try and seem
interesting in college.
I'm sorry, but my brother is not getting a tattoo today.
Are you guys tellin' Lil Pouty "no"?
No?
They did it again!
Dante, Cyrus, Rabbit, let's trash the place!
Ooh!
Man, this is bad.
Well, it's about to get a lot worse!
How could it possibly get worse?
Mom and Byron finished early.
They'll be here in five minutes.
You're right. That is a lot worse.
We gotta figure this out. And fast.
Mom and Byron will be here soon.
And Rabbit and Dante are wrecking the joint!
And who knows what Cyrus is up to.
This is some good destruction, but I still feel angry!
Time for the last vote.
What should happen next?
I'm feeling anxiety. Like, the good kind of anxiety.
Get everybody but me.
I hope it's big and messy and awesome.
I would love to have one week
where I don't need a shower before I go home.
And let's go back to the scene.
Action!
That was some good destruction,
but I still feel angry.
And the best way to get rid of anger
is to shoot a music video!
Hit it!
- What do we do? - I don't know.
All right, kids. It's your turn to rap. Give me that mic.
You up first, little man. Hit it!
All right, your turn, micro woman!
- Let's hear some rhymes. Yeah! - Woo!
Woo-woo! All right, that's the music video.
Kill the music.
I said kill the...
Thank you.
Those bubbles gotta go, too.
That was a good music video.
I'm still a little angry.
Continue destroying.
No. Mom and Byron are parking the car.
Don't worry. I have 14 more schemes up my sleeve
that can get us out of this.
No, Blair. The schemes stop here.
I'm gonna do what I should have done from the beginning.
Be honest.
Excuse me. Mr. Lil Pouty?
- What is it? - I gotta come clean.
The real reason we brought you here
is because everyone on my basketball team has Lil Poutz.
That's a tight team. I should buy them!
But they were sold out everywhere,
so I borrowed my dad's originals that you autographed,
so I could fit in with my team.
Then, I ruined them.
I guess I was hoping you could give me a pair and sign them for me?
Wow. No one's ever been honest with me before.
And I think...
I like it. Somebody pass me a pair of original Poutz.
I'm in a, signing mood.
Wait. All we had to do is be honest?
That's so lame.
Thank you!
- We're saved! - Yeah. Except for one little thing. This!
Don't trip. Lil Pouty cleanup crew, assemble!
Woo-woo!
Wow. So you never get in trouble for anything you do?
Of course not. I'm rich. The rules don't apply to me.
Awesome!
All right, that's clean enough. Get out of here!
Ooh, that's my party blimp!
Rabbit, open up the skylight. Dante, hook me up.
Whoa. You own a blimp?
Nah, that'd be crazy. It's a rental.
Lil Pouty, will we ever see you again?
Children, I'll always be with you. In here.
These are for you, little man.
They haven't hit the stores yet,
so now you'll really stand out.
Goodbye, kids, and remember,
I'm only an email away!
Kids, we're back!
Wow, it's so clean in here!
We had an insane day.
I bet your day didn't even come close to ours.
Your father danced with the inflatable tube man
for, like, five hours straight.
- Fun does not have an off switch. - It sure doesn't.
So what did you guys do?
nothing.
You're not gonna tell them?
They don't need to know. Bing, bang, boom.
And scheme.
That's what's up.
Wait. Are those...
Where did you get those?
Sorry. I forgot Cyrus.
Hop on, Cy. Hold on tight.
Bye, Blair. Bye, Owen. Bye!
Was that Lil Pouty?
- And that's our show! - Yay!
You guys have been a great crowd!
Yeah! Thank you guys!
- You were amazing! - Yeah!
Thank you! Woo!